Episode 15 starts off promising with the exciting futuristic sound of LASER BEAMS and a discussion about what people in the past thought the future [today] might look like. Very quickly the conversation degenerates in to random madness as we start talking about The Jetsons, old cartoons, and bad movies. Church has a list of things he'd like to read to you, with many intriguing topics such as "Listening to the radio" and "What's that smell?". Also, what's your D&D alignment?
Church and Mercy start this episode off right by discussing the psychologically traumatic body horror elements of the 1987 G.I.Joe animated movie. Things quickly degenerate in to the standard ramble when Mercy gets sidetracked by her sexual fetish for Cobra Commander. Also, do you enjoy breakfast, and how do you feel about canoeing?
Recorded immediately after Episode 10, Church and Mercy drink more awful wine and become delightfully incoherent. Mercy shouts several expletives directed towards the wine bottle. Church discovers a mode on the Casio keyboard that makes helicopter noises. Mercy rambles on about basements of her childhood, plus, Church does a surprisingly accurate Pee-Wee Herman impression while talking about Billy Baloney. Words honestly can't describe how amazing this episode is, we are VERY drunk, VERY clumsy, and there's a constant cat fight going on in the background.
An action packed hour long special where we get drunk on an awful bottle of wine and talk about Alfred Molina, ghosts VS trains, and about 450 other topics. We have a candid discussion about the first time we had sex, also, what do you do with your balls when you pee?
Mercy wants to get famous for artisanal hula hooping. Does Church look like Jeff Goldblum, or just sound like him? BBQ mop! Plus, we discuss fantasy casting for our fictional movie hero, Two Hour Max, and argue about whether or not you can play Jenga on a carpet.
Church has a run in with a rather handsy woman at the pet store. Mercy misunderstands simple concepts. We talk about our thought processes, and how bad we are at finishing stories. Would James Franco make a good Joker? Plus, the ongoing saga of Church VS the Clogged Bathroom Drain. Thrilling stuff.
How many tissues are in your pockets, right now? Church and Mercy discuss their teenage fashion styles. Costco pants and mystery shirts. Mercy remembers the time she bought $75 worth of candle holders at the Dollar Store. Also, spoilers for the movie X-Men: Apocalypse.